Obesity Side Effects
- Loving Your Body No Matter What Its Size
- Cankles, Cankles, Cankles
- Sweating Profusely
- SEOD: Side Eye of Death Looks from the Gen-Pop
- Not being able to fit in a restaurant booth
- Despair (Only if you let yourself go there)
- Weird Sour Smells
- A War with Shoelaces
- Fear of Death (Heart Attack, Stroke, etc.)
- Squeezing my fat ass into an airplane seat
- Movement (Moving hurts most of the time so you plan your life around being still)
- The Toilet and Doing #2 (Need I say more)
- Being Healthy?
I will constantly update this list; if you have any crazy side effects you’d like to share, send me an email at danne@chaoticfat.com and I’ll review for placement on the list.


